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1.
Oh may God bless Every treacherous misstep That I'm bound to take I can’t get my kicks When the whole damn room shifts To keep me in my place There was a time I’d take it all in stride But I staggered, got that new swagger, And I’ll see you on the flip side I know the steps but, honey, Too bad I'm walking on my hands You won't get your work boots muddy And you only know how to line dance I'll lose my balance if I Tiptoe around your feelings You might have the floor, sure, But I'm dancing on the ceiling When I hit the scene You know it’s the next big thing Since crawling on all fours How can I cut loose While I'm tryin to fill your shoes Between the two and four? I'm sweating, breaking into a full sprint It reminds me, those who tread lightly Will never leave a footprint
2.
Borders 02:27
Don't cast your pennies In the cup that I drink from The bitter taste of money Spoils my freedom And while you argue over The new authority And tell me who’s your god today, It makes no nevermind to me Go ahead and draw your lines But you're surrounded on all sides You build a barricade Around your property And keep your fortune Under lock and key You step back From those who oppose ya And soon enough you’ll find That’s why you stand alone, but I’ll dance around this cruel earth Like it’s all neutral turf, yeah Go ahead and wave your flag But mine is painted black Every time you draw your lines You’re on the wrong side
3.
Got no color in my cheeks I can't smile more than half-heartedly I gotta filter the truth, keep it from you Until I believe it too I'll flash that counterfeit grin Beware the light you see me in Make sure you get my good side Is that really what I look like? When you cross my camera eye I, I take a snapshot in my mind So when I step into the frame I’m imitating, shifting shapes I know the perfect pose Break my back just for the show Watch me pretty-up my flaws You’ll see them when the lights are off And when I feel so ugly The camera loves me, honey I never looked better Make sure you get my good side
4.
Apostrophe 02:42
I wish I was more— What’s the term for it? Articulate, you know, Good with words and shit But I’m peddling cheap diction And the words burn when I spit ‘em I’m singing to the masses You’re preaching to the birds My voice is radio static They hang on your every word Because you make them count And I patter and stutter and stammer and mutter Til “mothers” and “fuckers” eventually slip out They’re just bound to Ooh baby, say that line, That silent kind again Give me those eyes, They’re words to live by, yeah Oh you’re a whisper in a crowded room but Those who care to listen won’t mind the volume Tell me something good
5.
Calculated Improvised He was licking his lips, His tail was swatting flies And I stepped one toe across the midnight line, Across the midnight line I’ll drink the potion I’m in decline He’s got a comfy pocket In just my size And I stepped one toe across the midnight line, Across the midnight line You know he’s gonna do me no good I know I shouldn’t do it I do it anyway I let him in my head And I know he can stay as long as he’d like I stepped one toe across the midnight line, Across the midnight line
6.
If you set ‘em up, you know I’m gonna knock ‘em down I know every hole in every wall that surrounds this town And if the doors aren’t readily open, just give me a boost We’ll fuck it up just fine on the roof You know they might not get it now but they’ll come around Keep looking up ‘cause I know that’ll be us someday And we’ll know all the friendly alley cats in the game by name I’ve stolen every lighter I’ve ever owned, I’ve Been starting fires since, I don’t even know Baby, I’m not quite sunshine, no, but I dabble in rainbows I’m afraid it’s too late for me now This thing I got, it’s a hand-me-down And if I ever had the choice I’d still be making all this noise I started climbing before I thought It’ll hurt like hell if I ever fall I’m getting closer every day If you’re going my way I met a man who said he could write my name bigger And I’d be sitting pretty at his corporate cabbage dinner, mm mm But I’d sooner kiss the sweet concrete before I ever admit defeat And if I’m going down this round, at least I bleed glitter  Remember when we wanted what we have now? Just dreaming in the corner booth, trippin out, hash browns We knew we already had it made I love that place, we carved our names So if you set ‘em up, you know I’m gonna knock ‘em I’m gonna knock ‘em down
7.
I can get, I can get Out of bed if I want to But I just haven’t made Up my mind if I do Just one step, just one step Whichever direction Or I can dream, where I’d be If I wanted to move And they say Some people have real problems Make me feel bad if I got one Think I’ll stay in all day Wait for something to happen Go online, start a fight And change nobody’s mind Think I might drive all night, Throw my phone in a canyon And I’ll watch it hit the rocks Just before I run to get a new one I think I’m part of the problem I think I’m part of the problem I can get, I can get out of bed If I want to I can get, I can get out of bed I can get out of bed, out of bed I don’t want to I can get out of bed, out of bed I don’t want to I can get out of bed, out of bed I don’t want to (I think I’m part of the problem) I can get out of bed, out of bed I don’t want to (I think I’m part of the problem) I can get out of bed
8.
White Ink 04:07
I wonder where the words go White ink, white page There are shades of truth In the negative space But there’s a stubborn stain I can’t wash away A watermark punctuating What I don’t know how to say And when the paint dries Just where my fate lies I’d rather never know How do I surrender? How do I fall from grace? What do you scribble on a white flag That it doesn’t already say? Or do I run, screaming, from the shadows To the cozy corners of my mind, Sit in a soft little box where Nothing can get inside? And when the paint dries Just where my fate lies I’d rather never know
9.
Slo Mo 03:27
I might’ve burned the food But I don’t see you cookin’ Don’t fill up on ashes, baby I know you wouldn’t Want to miss dessert Nothing but my boots And the spoils of youth Fell asleep on the sofa again Should’ve listened to my friends If I start running now, I might just get out  Costume jewelry weighing me down   Fucker made me so mad I over bubbled my bath Coming up for air, I could see you there Oh I could see the leaving in your eyes So which will it be? Is it you or me? Can’t we talk about it in the morning? Just another empty warning  I used to have a rule for men like you  Yeah, for men like you But honey, we’re a match made Didn’t mean it that way Just caught him on a bad day He loves in a shattered glass way If you touch me I, Just might, gonna cry Or maybe stay another night Oh for old times, for old times And no I’ve never been good at goodbye I forfeit my life if I don’t try
10.
Moon Sugar 05:01
Not this again I’m in a dangerous, dimly lit situation When you’re near, it sends Me spiraling, till finally When I touch you, ooh, you run through My fingers like water in my hands What I once knew, you undo With one innocent glance Moon sugar on my tongue Slow sipping from a crystal cup As I slip over the edge Against my better judgment I slur, under my breath, “Not this again” Not this again No, I’m not in the market for wanting For I am blessed Got more love than I know what to do with When I touch you, ooh, you run through My fingers like water in my hands And the more I try, I’m paralyzed Sinking like quicksand Moon sugar on my tongue Slow sipping from a crystal cup As I slip over the edge Against my better judgment I slur, under my breath, “Not this again”

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released June 15, 2021

Recorded and mixed by Uncle Tommy at Goon Lagoon
Produced by Uncle Tommy & The Mayhaps
Mastered by Jim Diamond
Photography by Elle Lively
Artwork by Evie Džomba

Thanks to: Dick Chiclet, Jim Diamond, Evie Džomba, Elle Lively, and Skyrim.

This record was made with support from our Patreon community and a generous grant from the Grand Rapids Area Chamber of Commerce. Thank you for keeping our music alive through the COVID-19 pandemic.

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